Duncan McSmurf of the Clan McSmurf: Duncan McSmurf was born in Scotland many millennia ago. Though
all smurfs are nearly immortal, Duncan truly is. Smurfing for the side of
good, Duncan smurfs about smurfing the smurfs off any smurf bent toward
evil; or smurfing HIS smurf off. When not smurfing smurf, Duncan can usually
be smurfed smurfing, smurfing, or occasionally smurfing. Though the fact
that he is an immortal is a well-kept secret, the SMURFENING is coming soon,
and Duncan has chosen to reveal his smurf to a handful of smurfettes that
he has had smurfy relationships with. Beware! There can be only one smurf!
