Smurfio:
Italy's smurfiest export is Smurfio. Smurfio has appeared on countless smurfy
novel covers, and is featured in the television show "Smurfy Heat."
Millions of smurfettes (and even some smurfs) have fallen madly in love
with his charming good looks, cross-eyed vacant stare, and long, golden
locks. Though famous for his monosyllabic vocabulary, Smurfio is often heard
chanting his favorite mantra:
"I can't believe it's not smurf -- spray!"
